Man I think I have a problem. The more sex I get the more I want. I'm actually starting to feel bad for my wife. What the hell is going on?? I just got sex on the brain. I feel like I'm just waiting for her to come home so I can grope her sexy body!! But oh yeah the kids. I guess we'll have to hide in the bathroom again!!!
I just sent her a text message telling her that tonight she will get a massage. Oh yeah did I forget get to mention that I am an educated massage therapist. Settle down ladies I'm already taken. hahahahaa I hope this feeling lasts. I love being horny!!!
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Takin it Easy
As you can see its been a few days since I last posted. The thing is is that my wife found my blog. Not really that big of a deal, it wasn't a secret or anything. She found it and of course we had a long talk about our relationship and what we both expect out of it. It turns out she has started a I hate my husband website. Maybe just to spite me or maybe because she has some real issues to get off her chest. Must be just to spite me. I'm perfect how could she even find anything to write about, hahahahaha just kidding ladies. I know you were wanting to crucify me for that comment. But seriously folks, I have to be honest and say that when I heard that she had also started a blog, it didn't feel so good. So I decided to think a little before I continued with mine.
So what I'm gonna do is give my relationship some time and see if it really does get better. It's been a couple of days now and it has actually been better. I promise you as soon as I got something to complain about you'll be the first to know. Until then I've decided to talk to some friends and get some stories from them to keep you all entertained. What do you think? Sound good?
So what I'm gonna do is give my relationship some time and see if it really does get better. It's been a couple of days now and it has actually been better. I promise you as soon as I got something to complain about you'll be the first to know. Until then I've decided to talk to some friends and get some stories from them to keep you all entertained. What do you think? Sound good?
Friday, January 2, 2009
So Hungry
There she goes again off to the gym to perfect a body that I'm not allowed to touch. It's like I'm at an all you can eat gourmet buffet and my mouth is sewn shut. I'm at the sale of the century and I don't have a dime to spend.
The real problem is, is that she doesn't think there is a problem. As long as I keep my mouth shut and don't mention how sexually dissatisfied I am she's totally happy with the way things are, but as soon as I say what I'm thinking or how I feel it turns into a big fight and I'm the devil for not accepting my wife for who she is. Blah blah blah, what about her accepting that she married a man that needs get some more often than once a month. Man I hate my wife!!
ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
The real problem is, is that she doesn't think there is a problem. As long as I keep my mouth shut and don't mention how sexually dissatisfied I am she's totally happy with the way things are, but as soon as I say what I'm thinking or how I feel it turns into a big fight and I'm the devil for not accepting my wife for who she is. Blah blah blah, what about her accepting that she married a man that needs get some more often than once a month. Man I hate my wife!!
ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Another Wasted Night
It was new years eve last night. Isn't that usually a big sex night? At least a night that a married guy like me should expect some lovin. Maybe even some extra special lovin, like maybe some backdoor action. But as you guessed, it was just another wasted night. Sure I had a good time drinkin with her family, eatin food and watchin the fireworks, but after that I want some sloppy lovin. My girl didn't see it that way.
Today is new years day. The first day of a new year. A day full of hope and positivity for the future. I sit here writing this blog with a hard one in my pants and my girl sits in the chair next to me sleepin, as usual. This is not a good sign for the year to come. I asked my girl the other day if she was satisfied with our sex life. She just shrugged her shoulders and said an unenthusiastic yes.
I don't understand how!! Just another wasted night in the I Hate My Wife household.
ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
Today is new years day. The first day of a new year. A day full of hope and positivity for the future. I sit here writing this blog with a hard one in my pants and my girl sits in the chair next to me sleepin, as usual. This is not a good sign for the year to come. I asked my girl the other day if she was satisfied with our sex life. She just shrugged her shoulders and said an unenthusiastic yes.
I don't understand how!! Just another wasted night in the I Hate My Wife household.
ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Ain't No Martha Stewart
As you can see from my previous posts that my main complaint in my relationship is my sex life or rather the lack there of. But this is by far not the only complaint I have. I have to note that if the sex was there most other things could be over looked but if the sex isn’t there supporting the relationship then all the other “little things” become huge.
One small thing that is turning out not to be such a small thing is her cooking. She’s OK I guess, but just OK, she ain’t no Martha Stewart. The problem is is that she doesn’t cook with feeling. She cooks with recipes. Yeah I know what you’re thinking you are so picky, but like I said earlier if she was servin it up right in the bedroom I wouldn’t care so much about what she was servin up in the kitchen.
I can't count the number of times she's made tacos. She says she makes them because she likes them so much but I think she makes them because they are easy. Just fry up some meat add the spice and you're done. When she's in doubt we eat tacos!!! Man I Hate My Wife!!!
Email your stories to ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
One small thing that is turning out not to be such a small thing is her cooking. She’s OK I guess, but just OK, she ain’t no Martha Stewart. The problem is is that she doesn’t cook with feeling. She cooks with recipes. Yeah I know what you’re thinking you are so picky, but like I said earlier if she was servin it up right in the bedroom I wouldn’t care so much about what she was servin up in the kitchen.
I can't count the number of times she's made tacos. She says she makes them because she likes them so much but I think she makes them because they are easy. Just fry up some meat add the spice and you're done. When she's in doubt we eat tacos!!! Man I Hate My Wife!!!
Email your stories to ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
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