WOMEN ARE EVIL

You See they are allways planning for your demise. Women are EVIL !!
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Ain't No Martha Stewart

As you can see from my previous posts that my main complaint in my relationship is my sex life or rather the lack there of. But this is by far not the only complaint I have. I have to note that if the sex was there most other things could be over looked but if the sex isn’t there supporting the relationship then all the other “little things” become huge.

One small thing that is turning out not to be such a small thing is her cooking. She’s OK I guess, but just OK, she ain’t no Martha Stewart. The problem is is that she doesn’t cook with feeling. She cooks with recipes. Yeah I know what you’re thinking you are so picky, but like I said earlier if she was servin it up right in the bedroom I wouldn’t care so much about what she was servin up in the kitchen.

I can't count the number of times she's made tacos. She says she makes them because she likes them so much but I think she makes them because they are easy. Just fry up some meat add the spice and you're done. When she's in doubt we eat tacos!!! Man I Hate My Wife!!!

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The Red Zone

Yeah you know what I'm talkin about. It's that time of the month again. I don't have the normal complaint that most men have. I'm not complaining about how my wife turns into a bitch when she gets her monthly visitor. My complaint is that she avoids me like the plague, when her monthly friend comes around. I mean I can't even touch her. It's like she's afraid that I'm gonna get blood on my hand if I touch her ass.

And as for her touchin me -- ha you can forget about it. It's like for those days my bodily needs don't mean s%&€. I guess I shouldn't be surprised my bodily needs don't mean much when she's not bleeding.

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She Never Gets Naked

As you can tell by my blog description I'm pretty frustrated. Hopefully writing this blog will give me some relief from the hell that is my marriage.

Maybe It's just me (but I seriously doubt it) but my wife is like terrified to be naked in front of me. The thing is is that she has a beautiful body. She works out all the time and after three kids her body looks better than it did when we met. I know lots of people "say" that but I'm actually being objective. If she had a terrible body believe me I would say it!!

Every morning and every night its the same thing. Take off the old clothes and put on the new as quick as possible. It kinda feels like she doesn't want me to get any ideas. Like if she's naked for too long that means I'm going to expect SEX! Oh no the dreaded word. The terrible physical act of love, man I hate her!!!!! Anyone else have this problem??
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I Hate My Wife

Yeah I said it, and I'm not afraid to admit it to anyone (except her) that I hate my wife. There are so many reasons going around in my head that I hate her so the logical thing for me to do is to write them down. It makes me feel better! If you have any I hate my wife stories please feel free to write them in. Here is my private e-mail ihatemywifeanonymous@yahoo.com
please feel free to write in your stories. Everything will be posted anonymous!!